The act of rapidly switching through old Ventrilo servers in your list to see if they are still active.
I was Vent hopping today and I found our old server from when we raided back in BC.
The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.
That girl is so fine and she got hair hop
Usually a swing tempo at around 90-110 bpm with a dubstep baseline.
e.g L.S.D by Bassnectar, Real Good Poop etc.
Womp Hop is hiphop that goes womp. Not to be confused with trip or glitch hop.
an old piece of culture, inviting everyone nearby for intense anal sex. Very popular with femboys.
'Hey bro, wanna hop on VRChat later?'
"Yeah bro. But I gotta wait for my parents to leave the room"
Overly-bouncy manner of walking displayed by men and women. Often accompanied by feet donning a pair of androgynous footwear (i.e., Keds, Vans, Sketchers or Tretorn).
Jesus Christ, that guy across the street is an agressive hop-walker! I don't understand how people learn to walk that way, it looks so much more complicated than walking like a normal person!"
the act of flirting, expressing interest, having sex with, or dating one sister and then expressing interest, flirting, having sex with OR dating the other. Levels of interest don’t have to be the same for both sisters for it to be considered sister hopping. It is an extremely odd practice and one that neither of the sisters involved typically find flattering in the slightest.
Sister 1: oh my god, Alexander totally asked me on a date last night
Sister 2: oh no he didn’t! He has been flirting with me all WEEK!
Sister: oh my god! He’s sister hopping! GROSS!
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