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menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz February 28, 2016


Steak Eye

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019


Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.

Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.

by Foznovski June 11, 2022


steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 30, 2015


steak on

An expression to employ when the intent is to be vague. Of equivalence to the indian head bobble.

Commonly mistaken for "straight on" which is falsely thought to be derived from "right on", "right on" being an affirmative expression instead of one of vagueness.

Dude, steak on.

by two two one February 1, 2011


Pocket Steak

A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel

Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up

by KKfrycook February 22, 2022


Pocket Steak

ˈpɒkɪt steɪk . Rectum or butthole in common parlance.

Once a desirable filet of rare AAA meat, after years of indiscriminate sexual encounters, Danny's Pocket Steak was now well done.

by J-Money82 December 13, 2024