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Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.
Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
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its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"
October 12th ask out anybody! It's ok to get rejected but nobody is supposed to be sine on this day
Aubrey: are you Still single
Me: yea why?
Aubrey : not any more it's national ask out day
On may 4th of every year you have a one time chance to ask someone out. Whether it’s a friend or someone you just find attractive, May 4th is the day
person 1: “yo dude I know you like that girl, go shoot your shot”
Person 2: “I’m too shy to”
Person 1: “But it’s may 4th! It’s national ask out day!”
Person 2: “alright fine”
Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.
It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.
Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*