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A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.
BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.
DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?
BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.
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The only good way to say you dont fit in.
Sometimes i feel like Society is cereal, I am water.
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god dammit I am pissed
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A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.
"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
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When Apink's Eunji was singing MAMAMOO's song, "Piano Man". She tried to sing the iconic part "We are MAMAMOO" but she remembered she was from Apink and instead she sang "I am Apink".
"I love Eunji's "We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~" is just so cute"
A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.
'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''
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