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What www dot twitch dot tv slash icanbedanny makes every Monday from 9pm EST - 11pm/12am EST. During his very serious segment, "Paint Good"
Did you watch the latest Paint Good? ICanBeDanny was teaching some FINE ART
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Small sculptures and wall pastings made from snot.
In the mens bathroom stall I saw booger art depicting a smiley face.
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malfunction in the brains of female art students when they come across some cheesy museum exhibit
your blind date during the trip to the museum - "ooooh! look at that texture, rhythm... look at the chiaroscuro, the rendering... the finish... wow!!!"
you to your room mate later that night- "man i tell you i was bored to death with that chick, her idea was to go to the museum and have an art-orgasm"
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A Sport were butt kicking and being tortured is required.
Martial Arts is a torturing sport.
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urban=repainting a bad tramp stamp with baby gravy
white collar=Urinating a canvas of contemporary artists delight in the snow bank; self ejaculation on a female canvas
urban=Cock art is applying a cum facial
white colar=My cock art won first place at the Adult Video Awards.
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Bad Art has at least five definitions:
1. The art is so horribly bad and you just want to puke after you view it.
2. The bad artwork is just simply so boring and you forget it after you see it because it is just ordinarily bad.
3. The bad artwork is not actually that bad, but maybe the colour, perspective, proportion, or shape has a slightly false, and the tiny imperfection just simply annoys you.
4. The bad artwork looks attractive and fabulous in other people’s eyes but for some reasons you just don’t know how to appreciate it.
5. The most successful work that you have ever done but no one is ever interested in your work, makes you wonder what’s wrong with your perspective of aesthetics.
1. "Ew... Look at that bad art... Isn't that horrible?"
2. "So what did you see in the gallery today?" "um, some bad art I guess?"
3. "I don't really like Picasso's portraits paintings"
4. "Why is Monalisa famous?"
5. "What's wrong with my self-portrait painting?"
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Wanting to draw multiple things at the same time in an unorganized mess. When trying to draw any of said ideas, it ends up not looking right which causes rushing and makes the drawing look worse and worse the more you try.
Also causes more scribbling than usual which can result in hand spasms.
Dude: Hey Bro, you drawing?
Bro: No Dude, I'm having an art spasm.
Dude: I can tell, that drawing looks fucking awful.
Bro: Yeah, I know.
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