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The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
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Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
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More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).
Beer assholes are intelligent enough to try a beer and make up their own mind if it sucks.
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When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.
I love anal, but the best is when your girl lets you give her a nice candy asshole.
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An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
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a mess that offends all senses
Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.
where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB