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International Marisol Nichols day
“Do you know what is today?” “August 15th?” “Yeah, but that is international Marisol Nichols day”
August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close
"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."
The most attractive boys are born on this day!
random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.
-it’s august 22 tomorrow!!
-oh yeah...we know what that means...
- dracotok anniversary yay!!
As you know August 7 is National Post Your Favorite Ex Day!
August 7 is the day you post your favorite ex.
August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.
“Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”
“No…. No it can’t be”
“What are you talking about?”
“NO. RUN.”
Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.
Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person”