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Fucking someone who had throat cancer through their neck hole.
Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?
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You know that half of the vernacular that most people probably the result of some illiterate motherfucker saying a word wrong and people just adopting it because the either are also illiterate or are some kind of sheeple follower.
That guy is based as fuck.
You mean biased? Because the in which context the word is being used suggests that you meant "Biased"... Based is like "Based on a true story" it's derived from another thing. Just like transgenders using the word "Valid". It's just people trying to destroy a language they don't understand because they don't want anything to mean anything. Why? Because is definitions are concrete then you can't weasel your way out of situations were the words you use create consequences for the choices you make.
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Anything that Israel hits with a missile
World: Isreal what are you doing? You are bombing a school!
Israel: Don't worry, it's a Hamas base!
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Committing suicide with a backpack on.
Oh, how'd he die? He went base jumping off of the bridge.
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A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.
'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.
Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.
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The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".
My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!
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A terrable rust base that is so bad that it was most likely made by the rust player "Waid"
Damn that shit look like a waid base.
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