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The Good Lord's Bread Basket

A safe and relaxing place, providing maximum comfort.

I thought I was going to have to work this Saturday, but it looks like I'll just be chillin' out in The Good Lord's Bread Basket after all!

by John Steam July 11, 2013

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Horny nigga laundry basket

Horny on a new level.

Joe: im a horny nigga laundry basket right now!
Step-sister: cum over then!!

by YoYoJoeMama October 31, 2019

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A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

Xmas gift for Large Dogs

"You got to give that mad dog of yours somethin'for Xmas to quieten him down. I read the local petshop's got an offer on A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens for $10.99"

by Mezbee September 18, 2005

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South Carolina Fruit Basket

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

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all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

by sarcasmsfinestmember January 19, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 8, 2006

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you're going to hell in a hand basket

Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.

Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.

by voiceofgod February 6, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž