the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.
YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS
the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!
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Having launched a homogeneous puree of usually refried beans off a utensil using a flinging motion.
Adam: Dude what is on my sleeping bag?
Jess: Sorry, I just flung bean.
Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans
A term used around parts of Atlanta to refer to DXM AKA Skittles.
Made popular by rap artist 'DG Yola' with his track 'Vital Beans'
"Hey where can I get some skittles"
"What is that?"
"You know.. those red and blue round things that contain DXM"
"Oh you mean those VITAL BEANS"
"Umm.. sure.. yeah the Vital Beans"
Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.
Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.
adj. The real deal, unspoiled, solid in character. As opposed to grounds - fake, shallow (antonym).
"Who went with you on the road trip?" "Stacy! She's whole bean, man. Super cool."
"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"
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