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a 16 year old cock sucking canadian whose father left him (smart man) sounds and looks like hes nine hes genetalia is the size of a kindergardener. he has the hair of a lesbian. his entire fanbase is full of fat ugly possibly lesbian 9-13 year old girls. he is on ushers nuts hoping he will take him in as his son since he never had a dad . he single handedly killed the radio with the exception of "OMG".
person 1: i love justin bieber !!!!!
person 2: do you love his 5 year old cock too?
person 1: ...
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1) Is a disgrace to the world
2) needs to get exterminated
3) It
4) sounds like a dying cat
5) Has no talent
*sees Justin Bieber*
Fan girls: OMG YOU'RE SO HAWT!
Me: GET RID OF IT!!!!
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A disease in which one is obsessed with the pop sensation Justin Bieber. Currently a cure is being developed, and will be widespread once the pop star hits puberty.
YO! IS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER?
YES! OMG! I think I'm infected with Bieber Fever!
*Justin Bieber Hits Puberty/Cure is released*
YO! IS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER?
WHO?
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15 year old faggot that calls himself a singer, either hasnt hit puberty yet or he's gay, he has 0 talent and is only liked for his looks, and to prove this all his fans are all girls meaning they like his looks not music
girl: i love justin bieber
guy: -bang-....now theres one less justin bieber fan
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Justin Bieber, is a 17 year old singer. Born and raised in Canada living with his single mother (Pattie). Justin always had a love for music. Even as a toddler! He played drums when he younger and now he's a pro. He was discovered technically by Scotter Braun but we all know he was discovered by Beliebers when his momma put him on Youtube singing. He was signed by Island Def Jams. Made 100 million last year, has a movie, over 10 million followers on Twitter, his youtube is Kidrauhl, has been on many magazine covers, has 4 albums, just finished his tour, one book, perfume, nail polish, worked on CSI, nominated for 2 grammy awards. And is my hopefully my future husband! ♥
Haters: "Is that Justin Bieber?! Ugh turn it off! He sounds like a chick! Even though he's loved by many ladies! And Boy Beliebers!"
Beliebers:"Ah Justin! That's my song! Turn that beat up. Man he gives me confidence to live out my dreams. And on top of that he's SEXY!"
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A teen-pop singer I fell in love with after hearing a song on the radio... that is, until I found out the singer was a dude...
Me: "Wow, this chick sounds hot."
Friend: "Uh, that 'chick's' name is JUSTIN BIEBER."
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When a chick's vag looks like she stuffed Justin Bieber's head in it face first. In other words, a pubic Amazon jungle.
I cum face-to-face with a bieber beaver last night at the party. So, whaddya do? I bushwhacked my way right in and back out with a wooly mammoth mount, you know how I roll!
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