Bing Bong Brothers

A little known song from te snl trio The Lonley Island

the music video consists of two of the members of the trio In Mario Moustaches singing about, what else, showing you their penis

J: Doood gues what
C: What?
J: i just at a grape and i Jizzed in my pants
C: Guess what
J: Wut?
C: And then i show you my penis
J: dooood wtf was that shit?
C: -Facepalm- you'venever heard bing bong brothers?
J: nah man i dont listn to non does pussy bands
C: -Uberfacepalm-

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Bing

Google for kids

I wanted to look up squid but didnt want to see a bunch of porn. So I used bing instead.

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Bing-Bong

what you say to call people out when they say something politically incorrect. bing-bong is an expletive and a verb. you can 'Bing-bong' sexism, gayism (homophobia), racism, classism, speciesism, or any other -ism. the 'bing-bong' often called out loudly, sounds like a doorbell (like ding-dong) with the Bing at a higher pitch than the bong. 'bing-bong' is said directly after the inappropriate joke or comment, often interrupting the sentence, but it can also wait until after the thought is finished.

kid 1, "you throw like a girl"

kid 2, "Bing-Bong!"

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Bing That Shit, Bitch!

A valid response to an otherwise irrational or stupid question with an obvious answer.

Q: "Where's the Toys R Us?"
A: "Bing That Shit, Bitch!"

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Bing Bongs

a woman's breasts.

Yo man, check out the bing bongs on her!

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Goog-A-Bing Fu

If Chuck Norris had to search for something on the internet, this is the skill he would employ to get it done.

A person who has mastered the art of Goog-A-Bing Fu is truely an awe inspiring wonder to behold. A Goog-A-Bing Fu master can find anything on the internet that a person could ever want to know.

Wikileaks has nothing on a true Goog-A-Bing Fu Master. They truely are a Phd of Http!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those bits of information that attempt to hide and mask themselves amongst tubes of the interwebz.

And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my Goog-A-Bing Fu upon thee!

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Sentry Bing-Bong

A mean robot who comes to ruin a fine Engineer's day... Sentry Bing-Bongs are usually fast and look like those mines from the one scene of Finding Nemo

Look out! Here comes a Sentry Bing-Bong! Kill it before our Engineer gets rekt!