Worse than ur mum gae and ur dad lesbian.
Will literally almost insult someone to death using this.
This is a lethal blow
Friend -1:ur. Mum gay!
Friend-2:ur dad lesbian!!
Friend-1:UR GRANDMA BISEXUAL!!!
Friend-2:*literally dieing*
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They โscientificโ theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
Bisexual Woman: I like Zendaya and Jason Bateman.
Me: You have validated the Bisexual Woman Theory.
Finn wolfhard is a non-confirmed bisexual. finn wolfhard is bisexual, but he doesn't know/tell ppl. i know this because i am also a bisexual male that plays music. i have a very good gaydar.
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When you're straight but would make out with someone of the same gender.
You would only do PG-13 things with someone of the same sex.
Nicole: hey do you see that girl over there?
Julia: yeah! she's cute!
Nicole: I'd make out with her but I don't want my face near another girl's vagina.
Julia: you're PG-13 bisexual for sure, girl!
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a bisexual who calls out biphobia, and believes bi = pan
eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia
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When you ask out Rebecca and she says no so you resort to asking every other girl out but the say no and you end up liking boys aswell.
Taylor liked Rebecca but is now bisexual.
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Someone who thrives on the idea of envisioning their identity as culturally fluid in terms of their ability to relate to their knowledge of other ways of life; not limited to their ability to speak another language but also in reference to their attraction to more than one gender.
That 20-something anthropology major is really hot and interesting, but she's probably a bilingual bisexual. I'd have better luck with an actual lesbian; one that doesn't leave the country every 6 months to study the feminist implications of the Venus figurine as depicted in the Mayan sculpture of the precolombian era.
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