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when you still hear shit and you know what is making the sound but you here another version of the sound other than the generic commonly used versions.
*puuut, puuut* (instead of choo choo)
"Is that a train that I hear? Puuut, puut!"
"Dude, are you fucking sound blind? It's choo, choo!"
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when you drink so much lean smoke so much loud & pop so many bars & you're eyes start closing & it's hard to keep them open you're gettin' blind
I'm on that kickstand,loud, & I'm riding on the magic school bus, I'm gettin' blind!
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While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
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1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.
2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.
3) Both.
1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."
1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."
2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."
3) Todd Palin.
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when u knw your bottom is big but its acutually very flat be careful there are some batty blind ppl that might give u there disease
u mate are batty blind
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When you fuck someone through a hole in a bathroom
I just fucked Chorley through a blind hole
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when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
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