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The beating of a mexican's face results in blood pouring from their nose forming a bloody moustache.
Hey man, you shoulda seen the blood all over his face, it was like a dirty sanchez with blood... BLOODY SANCHEZ!
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When a white male fucks a black girl while she is on her period.
"I was fuckin this black bitch during her period, it looked like a bloody penguin."
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when you have a hang nail on your thumb wich you use to finger a girls ass and use the subsiquint blood as lube.
her ass was dry so i gave her the bloody beatle.
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When a bitch is on her period and she wants to ride on the meat train. Even more ironic on valentines day.
Karl: Yo bro what did ya gurl getcha last night.
Brad: Shit man all i got was a bloody valentine.
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When your fuckin a girl in her ass while she's on her period and some blood gets on your balls. Then after anal she sucks you off and the blood from your balls gets on her chin and she looks like a bloody mary!
Hey since your on your period how about a bloody mary tonight?
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When your girlfriend gets teeth pulled mainly or is bleeding from the mouth in general and she gives u head
I got the bloody mary last night after the opperation.. the gauze didnt stop much of the bleeding
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