cowboy breakfast

A leak and a look around

We were in a hurry, so we only had time for a cowboy breakfast.

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english breakfast

When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.

Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."

Waiter: "That's disgusting."

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continental breakfast

Sexual act involving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch is smashed up and put inside of the vagina, and then the woman is fucked until the man ejaculates inside of her. The resulting combination of sperm and cereal is then squeezed out into a bowl and eaten.

Example #1: My hoe just picked up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store, so it's time for a continental breakfast.

Example #2: That bitch tried to get me to eat her continental breakfast after we fucked, so I slapped her and told her to get out.

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duck's breakfast

A drink of water. Originally British, or so says my British grandmother.

Whew, it's hot - let me go get a quick duck's breakfast.

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Hot Breakfast

When your partner wakes you up by giving you a

Blowjob.

Oh thanks babe for the hot breakfast!

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breakfast of champions

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.

(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.

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Breakfast Club

one of the best 80s teen movies about these five High school students a Jock a Preppy a beauty Queen a Weirdo and a Thug who spend the whole saturday in Detention and end up baring there souls to each other

I grew up with this movie

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