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what south buffalo mount mercy and timon think they rule. mercy women think they can run it even when they don’t go. where timon fucks shit up. where timon men get head from mercy women. where the cops come at midnight to give you garbage cans to clean ur cans up. where you drink a lot and smoke a little. where the parade gets moved to because the corona virus took over the parade. where if you live in south buffalo your parents went to park too.
mercy person: you don’t live in sb?
person: no
mercy person: wtf get out of south buffalo park
timon boy: LET HER STAY
mercy girl: gets mad
A stupid person, foolish and never understand anything
he thinks 1+1=3, he is such a buffalo with a penis face
Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood
I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night
When you have a rough sex that you could not even imagine the way it happened
Ali: Man, I did buffalo shit up jay last night.
Jason: it’s not new to me bro, you are a stud.
When you eat so many buffalo wings that you begin to prairie dog out of your ass but cant get up because the booth is the only thing pushing it back in. Rather than hold it in, you shit yourself as quick as possible and then run out of the booth and jump in your car. Although, the comfort is short lived because the shit was actually diarrhea and you get cold in your car. This causes you to turn on the heat in your car, with all the diesel fumes coming it it causes you to puke, lose control of the wheel, hit a tree, fly through the window, and empty your colon due to your sudden death.
Jimmy just had a buffalo hot box last week, it's all over the news.
When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
When you’re about to have sex, you replace lube with Buffalo Wing Sauce, which is typically very spicy.
Yea man, I did the Buffalo Blood Sauce to my gf last night. It didn’t feel too good, but at least it was kind of kinky.