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1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.
example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?
example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!
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A sexual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. The couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. The woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly "Donkey Punched" while the man receives intense pleasure.
Friend One: Man last night was awesome.
Friend Two: Why?
Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever
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Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.
Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!
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AKA Coronavirus or Covid-19, it's the third Chinese bioweapon test, along with Avian Flu (H5N1) and Swine Flu (H1N1) released by the Wuhan bioterrorist research lab, pretending it was an accident and the virus appeared
spontaneously from a man that ate a bat.
Chinese are getting proficient with bioweapons each test they make and soon they will create the ultimate virus and release it in a mass biological strike that will sucefully destroy the occident most developed economies and ensure China and their allies global domination.
The President: "We suspect the Chinese Virus was created intentionally in that lab"
Me: "Im with you, Mr. President, only a fool would not realize that after 3 consecutive virus coming from same country. Totally bioterrorism"
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a young chinese male who goes to my high school and obsesses over a friend of mine *Amanda P* and uses the word.... "gorgeous" about her
he also *no joke* wears women's clothing
he prefers women pants over men's because
they fit better and are tighter
and pretzels stick to his head when hot
i know first hand
he also tries to run me over in his car almost every day on the way to my bus
he is satan's ugly cousin who never wears anything except skin tight shirts from Hollister because he's emo like that
he also spends lots of time at the Digital Mayhem place where the nerds and goth and band kids pay tons of money to sit at a computer for 20 minutes before paying tons of money again
HOLLISTER WORKER: Hello young fellow!Can I help you?
TIM: No..I don't need help. Do I look like I need help?
HOLLISTER WORKER: Well, you are in the women's department!
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A racial slur referring to anyone of Middle Eastern origins.
Saddam Hussein was a crazy chinese-mexican.
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A sexual act upon which a man shits, places a bit on his finger and rubs it on a woman's clitoris, whilst she screams.
I gave her a right good chinese gooseberry last night, she was screaming.
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