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two very hard claps given to a deserving person, often beginning with the phrase "put your walls on the ground" and ending with confusion
mar mar says, "everybody put your balls on the ground and give nick two stunt claps"
To clap using only butt cheeks. This talent requires so much booty that only few people, usually big assed sluts, can perform it with ease, hence the word "slut".
That guy has so much booty he'd be slut clapping on my bed all night
When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
I was munching a wrong un and some scampi snatch paste went in his eye oh no a dose of clap eye
You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
something originating on the youtube channel of jacks films, used when congradulating someone
im giving you limp claps for that
When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy
Bro what happened to Emily
Oh I Norwegian clapped her