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When Schofield gives you head in High park
Man I got the Schofield classic yesterday when I was out
when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.
Everyone was dancing and having fun until the song got changed to a stony classic.
1. Total dipshit, utterly and repulsively retarded in every way.
2. Dumbass with improper grammar.
2. Guy 1: "Yo dude, how was the game last night?"
Guy 2: "Dlwlpajx ekdjwoqlq"
Guy 1: "bruh, what"
Guy 2: "flow qiwofno"
Guy 3: "classic seth"
When u think your tough but a guy in skinny jeans beats the shit outta u.
Got loaded and took a classic Blair again and hauled out of bar by the ambulance
When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.
Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”