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Where one's testicles hang so low that they swing between its owner's two legs like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
Scott: how come we never go to the pool dude?
Jose: I have Grandfather Clock Syndrome
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A term used to describe any time between nine in the evening and two in the morning, but most often eleven pm, at which people may choose to go to sleep.
"I might need to turn in at pussy o' clock if I keep going at this rate."
"You can't turn in now, it's only pussy o'clock."
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The alarm clock of the future.
Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!
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Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.
Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!
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Sex Game: need MFF (male, female, female)
The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out
IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head
Julie Greg and Amy play Time-Clock Trio
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)
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(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.
I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.
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Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.
"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."
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