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Cold piece refers to a person whom does radical, audacious, ridiculous, or absurd things. Can also refer to situations with extreme negative or positive contexts.
Kanye West's uncalled for interrupting of Taylor Swifts speech at the Music Awards was a Cold Piece.
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what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.
Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?
Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold !
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Something you run serious wounds under after being attacked by "muggers"
"Its perfectly alright Barbara I run it under a cold tap" (Shaun of the dead)
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Acute scottsdalis nasopharyngitis, usually known as the Scottsdale Cold, is a highly contagious, societal infectious condition of the respiratory system, primarily caused by Methylbenzoylecgonine or as it is usually known, cocaine.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
Wow, there was green, white, and liquor all over the crib last weekend. My nose is drainin and I am feelin that Scottsdale Cold comin on
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a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.
Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.
antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
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1. A disease or individual you treat as an infection. Someone regarded as a pest, inferior being or boring/annoying.
2. Someone who has cold sores on their face.
1. Dude, youre such a cold sore, just go away. 'Youre bugging me'
2. Ew, did you see that cold sore Vitale had on his face? Why are you talking to him!!!!
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when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.
Troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.
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