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Living in the dorms drinking, drugs, and a fuck ton of sex all the time.
My parents blame me for flunking out of college, but I blame the college experience.
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Smith College, located in Northampton, Massachusetts, is the largest women's college in the United States. It is a private, non-denominational liberal arts college and one of the Seven Sisters. Smith is also a member of the Five Colleges consortium, which allows its students to attend classes at four other Pioneer Valley institutions: Mount Holyoke College, Amherst College, Hampshire College, and the University of Massachusetts Amherst.
Notable Facts:
Kurt Vonnegut and Sylva Plath were part of the faculty at Smith College.
Smith College is the first and only women's college in the United States to grant its own undergraduate degrees in engineering.
Smith has an endowment of over one billion dollars.
Notable alumnae:
Harriet Boyd-Hawes
Otelia Cromwell
Margaret Mitchell
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Julia McWilliams Child
Madeleine L'Engle
Betty Friedan
Nancy Reagan
Barbara Bush
Sylvia Plath
Gloria Steinem
Mary McPherson
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tammy Baldwin
I was rejected by Smith College.
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A small Catholic university on the West Side of Radnor Township. The school is dominated by a group of trolls. The Lacrosse team is the supreme force on campus, and they are world famous for their bangers. The college is highlighted by its athletic building "The Dixon Center". The Dixon Center has an olympic sized swimming pool where champions train. The guys at Cabrini College are all very catholic and usually stray away from girls. The girls are very easy by anyones standards. Uggs are popular among the female population. Marijuana is a popular remedy among the students to combat the migraine headaches that the heavy workload that classes give students. John Cusack applied to Cabrini in 1978.
Bro 1: Does that girl go to Cabrini?
Bro 2: No I didn't bang her yet.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Cabrini College?
Person 2: Yea, their Lacrosse team owns!
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Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up
James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!
Kings College
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The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.
Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"
worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae
Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college”
Daysha: “goodluck not dying”
It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore
Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit