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house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

by pentozali May 23, 2010

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Lead Computer Tech

Someone that is in control of all IBM Lab tops at School. Has ultimate control under the jurisdiction of Mr. Tanner.

They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.

They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.

Lead Computer Tech Zach,Lead Computer Tech Mark,Lead Computer Tech Other Mark,Lead Computer Tech Josh,Lead Computer Tech Joey

by Super Z January 27, 2009

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Computer Leg Dance

n. When a person is multitasking excessively and their leg randomly shakes, twitches or moves uncontrollably. Typically occurs when there is very little time to complete said multi-tasks in. Can typically drive someone crazy, or increase inaccuracy of completing a task. Ususally occurs when the individual is working on multiple projects on a computer, hence the name "Computer Leg Dance".

When Kevin was trying to finish his Biology paper on time, his leg did the Computer Leg Dance as the clock inched towards the deadline.

by greenalicious March 12, 2009

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Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

by BraceDecade June 18, 2009

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Computer noob

A person who only plays computer games and uses only a computer rather than a gaming console.

Dude, you are a computer noob.

he never uses a console what a computer noob.

by Mike Chabot June 11, 2008

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computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003

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Computer Eye Syndrome

when you go on the computer too much , you can go blind in your right eye. & your hair turns green before bursting into flames

You have been on the coputer for 3 weeks , your going to got Computer Eye Syndrome

NOOOOO ! MY NEOPETS GOING TO DIE

by StaaciLei August 31, 2009

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