Kettle Cooked

When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.

Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."

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let it cook

Term used in computers for copying amount of files

(copying files) Alright let it cook (proceeds to go get Chinese takeout).

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Your goose is cooked

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

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cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.

Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.

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Don Cook Done

Don Cook is a man who is very trusthwrothy. If you come to him with a problem and are looking for something whether it be money, property, or a favor, he usually will respond with the word DONE before you can even finish asking. Hence DON COOK DONE.

Hey Don, Im wondering if I could borrow your... (Don Cook Done) lawnmower, thanks Don!

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Cook o Clock

When you know it’s that time to roast someone.

It’s cook o clock you can insert a name such as it’s cook Anthony o clock

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poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.

Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!

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