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the kind of cops that men want to be when they join the force, cops like john mcclane from die hard and chuck norris.
"you came here just because you saw a glory cop on tv"
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The sudden, inexplicable tendency of drivers to slam on their brakes at the sight of a police officer who has clearly already marked a target and has pulled said person over.
Dude1: SLOW DOWN DUDE THE COPS!!!!
Dude2: Relax bro, the cop stop isn't necessary; the 5-0 already has their catch.
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A well known song by my band.Everyone loves it and it discusses the reasons why cops are fun to kill....suckers
killin cops its wat i do its wat i do
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Aviator sunglasses. So named because of police officer's propensity to wear this style.
Dude, those cop killers are grossly oversized, they're bigger than your face.
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A retarded thug attempting to use the words "going to".
Yuh nigga i finna cop dat fidget spinner!
Boi i finna cop her virginity!
I finna cop 8 donuts for my fidget spinner!
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Nosy neighbor who keeps an eye out for pirates on your porch.
Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.
“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”
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A slang term for a shoulder holster for a firearm worn under a person/cop's jacket.
Hey you got a concealed weapons permit cool, you getting a cop bra too?
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