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covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.

One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.

by bubbagomp December 2, 2020

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COVID FACE

Recognizing someone with a mask on and looks different when the mask is removed.

When I saw their COVID FACE, I was ready to sit on it. But then the mask came off and I liked their COVID FACE better!

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

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Covid-19

A virus that killed millions of people around the world to the point china banned the game Plauge Inc

The reason why they banned the game is that people named their virus Covid-19 which disappointed them now its banned

Covid-19 is an abbreviation for COronaVIrus Disease 2019

The best way to not get the virus is by Wearing Mask, Social Distancing, washing your hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING in your house, and hand sanitizer or stay quarantined

"WARNING: New Virus introduced as Corona Virus Disease 2019 or COVID-19 for short the government recommends you wear a mask, social distance yourself, wash hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING, and use hand sanitizer (or just stay quarantined) Goodluck and God Speed

" Day 1: Can't believe we have to WEAR MASK but at least I won't die.
Day 2: I have finally gotten used to SOCIAL DISTANCING and at least we have social media
Day3: Oh man I've touched so many things that could've had covid I'm going to WASH MY HAND and USE HAND SANITIZER
Day4: My son got the virus due to this I made him DISINFECT EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE but it's for the best"

by SilencedMyth March 19, 2021

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Covid-19

The end

β€œCovid-19 will be the end”

by Pinksquid April 7, 2020

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COVID-19

A virus that hippies abbreviated from coronavirus just because they wanted to

Guy 1: β€œisn’t COVID-19 just the coronavirus?”
Guy 2: β€œshut up”

by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020

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COVID-19

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.

Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?

Gerald: Um..... Yes?

Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!

by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021

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COVID-19

Black Hole Sun has finally come.

COVID-19 is washing away the rain. πŸ‘

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

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