One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.
Hey, did you hear what Erik is?
Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!
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The act of shaving a premature mustache
Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.
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The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.
General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks
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A βCrusty Dusty Midgetβ Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...
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An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.
Shut up you crusty cum bubble!
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A term for People who call people gay or say a person has done homosexual acts or tells people that they smell, look, or sound gay.
He talks about people being gay so much he must be a Crusty Critter. Crusty Critter
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The process of a girl being on her period, not cleaning herself until the blood and discharge dries and crusts over, followed by a creampie and a vaginal feltching.
"Dude that party was sick! I heard that one guy was soo trashed, he gave a girl a Crusty-Rusty and didnt even know it!!"
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