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Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
A Kia Soul or other boxy Asian car, especially if it has been modded.
Have a look at that gook cube with the fart can and anime decals... Ugly as hell!
A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.
Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."
Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"
Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."
Usually what the gays refer to as a condom full of tang.
“I ate a whole Ice cube after he finished, on accident, and it hasn’t came out.”
Four feet tall, four feet wide, and four hundred pounds.
This tinder chic had a gorgeous profile pic. But the gal that showed up for the date for 4 cubed / 4³.