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Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.
Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?
Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.
Jake: Weak!
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Phrase used to convey a positive outcome.
Q: How was your meeting today?
A: Winner winner chicken dinner!
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
The legend tells that years ago every casino in Las Vegas had a three-piece chicken dinner with a potato and a veggie for $1.79. A standard bet back then was $2, hence when you won a bet you had enough for a chicken dinner. !”
So, the call of glorious victory rang out “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
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To greatly enjoy and probably to excess. An alternative to "Like a fat kid loves cake."
Tiger Woods loves hoes like Gerald loves dinner.
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Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.
Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?
SHE LIKES ANAL SEX SO I ASKED HER "WANT TO GET YOUR DINNER MASHED?" SHE SAID "BUT OF COURSE"
To perform oral sex on a very wet eastern European woman.
Svetlana invited me to dinner in the Danube Delta, and I had to breathe through my ears.
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