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a guy who flaunts his ass but won't let nobody hit it. Complete with mood swings and bitchiness diet coke man whores are most of the problem with the world today.
woww sten is SUCH the opposite of a diet coke slut, he lets everybody on. he doesnt know how to "say no"
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A challenge where you put a bunch of mentos in your mouth and trying to consume a 2 liter bottle of diet coke spilling as little as possible. The chemical reaction produced by the coke interacting with the mentos causes it to burst out causing people to spill coke while consuming it.
"Chester and I tried the Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge last night, man it hard to chug down that Diet coke tho!"
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A term used for a person displaying characteristics and/or gestures of a homosexual nature or that may be considered as being somewhat homosexual, though no hard proof of a sexuality exist to back up the insult.
Diet scrote fool best not come by me, bitch!
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Sitting in front of a fire and receiving oral sex while eating reduced fat wheat thins.
My girlfriend got crumbs in her hair when she gave me that diet Ohio hog roast.
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Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.
I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.
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Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.
" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"
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A wildly controversial drink often endorsed by wild young women in their early-to-mid 20s who graduated (or dropped out of) Florida State. In lieu of the more common and culturally acceptable whiskey coke or rum and coke. They all suck though because diet coke has aspartame, an artificial sweetener that’s great except for the fact it’s fucking POISON. All that said, vodka diets have shown to give a moderate performance-enhancing boost when it comes to karaoke.
M: Vodka diet coke please
J: You drink vodka diets??? 😂
M: People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you , you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?
J: dead stare
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