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An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.
Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
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can i have yo number?
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?
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The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
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Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
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Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
To repeatedly (in a repetitious manour) check your electronic device for likes, re tweets, or similar notifications
Tania was continually seeking digital validation even whist out for a drink with the girls