Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

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Dead Man's Dumpster Diving

DMDD - Dead Man's Dumpster Diving

My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.

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High Five Scuba Dive

This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.

Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!

Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF

Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!

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diners, drive-ins, and dives

Many children like to name their group chats this. More children in the northeast area of the United States

Diners, drive-ins, and dives is so funny

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uncle willys diving well

A slang term for the vagina , occasionaly used by the society of the smoking barrel.

I told Sally i was going to explore uncle willy's diving well. She looked at me akwardly and walked away.

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shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

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deep sea muff diving

Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.

"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"

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