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A driver who find themselves surrounded by a mob of protesters that suddenly turn violent and begin attacking and breaking into their vehicle, may accidentally floor the gas pedal and jerk the wheel to the left or right, causing their vehicle to spin out of control, running over the mob in the process.
Karen was stopped downtown by protesters blocking the road when she panicked and cleared a path performing large, round fear donuts.
When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!
Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
Other Name for Asshole, Buthole or Spincter.
I'm gonna fuck that bitch deep between the ruts of her Anal Donut.
I like licking the chocolate frosting from between Sarah's Anal Donut
The most prevalent eating establishment in Western Mass. Homogenising our culture so that people who fear new things can drink their extra large coffees in peace, before throwing the empties on MY LAWN!!!
I live within walking distance of three Dunkin Donuts, and accross the street from a McDonalds. Theese idiots come cruising through in their SUV's, throwing burger wrappers and Dunkaccino cups all over my property. I hope all some cop sees the powdered donut dust all over their shirt, notices their speeding vehichle, thinks "coke." and gives them the full routine, body cavity search, make their day hell for once. Rich fucks.
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A warm donut is when you have someone spread their asshole and the other person puts cinnamon and sugar on their dick then proceeds to put the dick in a fast in and out motion creating the anal cavity to heat the then girl licks the cinnamon and sugar off dick - Warm Donut.
"Hey Burny, I did a warm Donut with my gf last night, you should try it with your mrs."
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When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.
Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.
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When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.
After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."
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