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A douchebag of such magnitude that it could cleanse a whale's vagina. From Ron Burgandy's made up definition of San Diego as German for "a whale's vagina."
Guy 1: That Ron is such a douchebag.
Guy 2: He's a San Diego Douchebag.
Gay 1: For real.
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The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.
Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.
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When in an NBA playoff series, the winning team loses the first game and then wins the next four.
The Lakers will Douchebag sweep the blazers
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It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.
My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.
Me: It really doesn't work that way.
My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?
Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*
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"Fan" of a sports team, that is not near their home or birthplace, simply because the team is winning. Usually associated with the Pittsburgh Steeler's "Fans"
"Did you see that Front running Douchebag Steeler's fan?
I bet he lives in Ohio and never set foot in Pennsylvania!
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How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.
I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.
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May refer to editors of Urban Dictionary that rejects very good definitions for no apparent reason other than being stuck up and douchebags.
"I just received an email from UD. They rejected my definition which was innovative, funny, and way better than most of the junk found on this site!"
"Really ? What a bunch of stuck up douchebags!"
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