a person who shows up without warning or has the nickname of Queen Barbie Eliza
Don't be a useless Eli.
Eli is a bozo, and very emo but he’s one of the people that you’ll never regret meeeting. He’s funny and also tall.
Eli is ur mom
He is a NPC who is smart and stuff
But he is in love whit Amanda
He such a Elis
Eli has a giant dick, he only likes girls that have penises. He has large butt cheeks.
person: did you hear how big eli's dick is!?
girl with penis: yes
Eli is a cute and wonderful guy you love, the comes out as gay on you birthday. Good for him, bad for you
“Hey remember Eli?”
“Yea i knew he was gay”