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a discord kitten whos secretly a 40yr old man living in his moms basement
thats not a discord kitten thats an Elijah
The most bestest fucking guy you will ever meet unlimited rizz and the most trustworthy guy you will ever meet
I love Elijah
the biggest penny-picker of them all, if there was a penny on the floor, elijah would be there to get it. no matter the ammount. he is strickly a kosher only boy who despises anything non jewish, including his little twists and his cap
- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'
- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'
he just that nigga, he bags all the bitches and hes the best fn player
the most beautiful, smart, heartfelt, and caring girl in the world but will constantly deny it. shes very athletic and most likely better than you at anything you thought you were good at. she’s shy at first but ends up being very outgoing and lovable once you get to know her. she has the most beautiful smile in the world to match those rosy cheeks when she blushes. has some anger issues but most of it ends up being because she’s trying to protect her, her friends, or her bf. she can get a little jealous but thats only because she doesn’t want to lose who she has. which is pointless because the way her personality shines likes a star makes her significant other already wrapped around her finger and in love. she’ll put a lock on your heart that’s unbreakable and wont ever unlock it but you won’t mind that feeling, in fact it’ll make you wanna put a lock on that lock so she can’t get it off. you’ll fall in love with everything about her, her laugh, her smile, her personality, hell even her sneezes. the perfect person to love you unconditionally and be the best wife on the face of the earth. overall just one of the best girls in the world and once you see that, you’ll never forget it.
“can you believe they let a girl on the football team? especially as our quarterback!”
“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”