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A.Bro you are a Harris Evans!
B. No I’m a magged cunt

by Magged co September 16, 2019


John-Evan

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.

‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’

by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022


lewis evans

Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover

And hung like a horse

Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy

by Mousey10 March 26, 2021


Evan Hill

funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas

thats my nigga Evan Hill

by thatniggatrevor March 4, 2019


ryan evans

are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed

i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows

by jes232323 January 4, 2020


Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 February 1, 2016


ricky evans

A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.

Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.

by JRE617 April 30, 2021