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lucidxadrienette/lovin_Dahl is the most talented editor in the whole entire world:) Her edits are amazing
Lucidxadrienette is the most talented girl ever
1st of July, when unfortunately The Blade died.
I hate to wake up to this
Friend- Man today's Worst Day Ever
Me- Yeah dude I hate to wake up to Technoblade's death
Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message
Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.
Her: I love you
Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever