When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message
Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.
Her: I love you
Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever
Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever
Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever
The Best Boyo Ever (TBBE for short) is Patch, super sweet wolfo!
Patch is the best boyo ever, which means he is the cutest and most adorable!
Gang Gang🤘🏽🔥 is one of the best group chats
I want to be in the best group chat ever