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When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
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this is what you steal from dining halls when you are bored in college and have nothing better to do with your time or your life.
P1: i just started a new wet floor sign collection in my room!
P2: for why tho?
P1: cause i enjoy wet floor signs... all of them... i want EVERY ONE... especially from bent ;)
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To eat a shaved pussy
to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night
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Ayo my cheese fallin
*cheese fallin*
*cheese clappin on floor*
fucking floor cheese
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A chappaqua with much more talent then The flu or The undecided
Jon kinney march 13" man caution wet floor kicks ass i wish the flu was this good "
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A bold face lie told to you by a full time employee of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, in the hopes that you will believe it to be true.
The Music and Cultural Arts division of the LDS church works on the 20th floor, and they tend to not be so truthful to those they deal with.
That's a 20th Floor Truth if I've ever heard one before
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The Best Band Ever.Has two sexy singers/Screams.Best Songs Ever.Everyone should love them.Who ever doesn't needs to be pushed down a hill.BOTDF Is The Best
Jessica: Hey Have You Heard Blood On The Dance Floor 's New Song ''BeWitched''
Carly: Yeah!They are the best band ever!
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