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the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.
A: hey, do you think your parents will let us borrow the car so we could drive halfway across the country to see that adults-only Metalheadz concert? B: Yes they will...and cows fly.
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The act of sticking your penis in a woman's ear as you ejaculate while simultaneously giving her a Wet Willy in the other ear and screaming "Can you hear the ocean?"
On their third date, Tommy showed how much he cared about Amanda by giving her a Flying Dumbo
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A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.
--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.
1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"
2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."
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To be sarcastic; dry humor causing disrespect.
Don't get fly, you can be handled outside.
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when a person or something is awesome
that girls outfit is chill fly
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1. Carrying the smell from the shitter.
2. The same as Bee Line, but with a shitty outcome.
3. The rush back to work.
4. Whats between you and the goods in your pants.
1. Hey B, Have a walk before bringing that fly line over here!
2. I made the fly line home for lunch today to see DP between my girl and two other guys, all I wanted was my wallet!
3. The boss is unwound? I'm taking the fly line!
4. Want more? Lets get past the fly line?
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Arousing your partner with your tongue during foreplay, performing exotic and then saying something to intentionally kill the mood.
Originated on Strip Search, a reality TV show created by Penny Arcade. It is a reference to the demise of Dick Grayson (Robin of Batman fame)'s, family, a group of circus entertainers who died while performing their greatest stunt.
Joe: Man my wife was getting frisky last night, but I was too wore out, so I gave her the Flying Grayson.
Steve: Oh yeah?
Joe: Yep, I was tickling her ear and sensually whispered in her ear "I wonder how my Grandma is doing in the Nursing Home." I slept on the couch, but at least I got some sleep.
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