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On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.
Nigger: “Oh I want some METH”
Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.
Nigger: I will just do bath salt then
Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.
The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!
OOOh its filth friday I have got a right slime on...
The Act of receiving an email on a Friday from a co-worker containing a large selection of fap worthy tit shots
Hippy: its almost time guys
Team: Time for what Hippy??
Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!
Hippy: its almost time guys
Team: Time for what Hippy??
Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!
An unintentional intimate or sexual moment with a close friend.
Lara: OMG, Becky, he turned to say something and ended up kssing my ear.
Becky: What a friday moment.
Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon
God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.
to have as many drinks and other party favors as possible on a great friday night!
on that one freaky friday me and the homiies konsumed so much booze, we took those girls home from waffle house!!...or that girl had to have had alot of drinks she got naked on the dance floor! WoW!!!!
everyday of the year if you're smart enough
God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?