Garret the fuckboy is a total fuckboy
Ladies ain't got no time for your shit garret because ladies ain't got no time for fuckboys
Ladies just tryna take a bath in peace just tryna to get to know ya
She ain't got no time for your shit garret the fuckboy
Garret the fuckboy has no chill
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A person who sucks massive black cock every day of the week (its not always black it could be others too)
Haloguy2427: Hi I'm a fuckboy Mcgee
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The energy fueled by anger that you have to channel into productive things after realizing that you wasted your time on a Fuckboy.
Boy am I glad TJ was a dick, Now I have an unlimited supply of fuckboy energy and my grades are great!
Interviewer: To what do you attribute all of your success leading up to the 2016 olympics?
Olympian: Well for the past few years, I've been consistently dealing with assholes. It was pretty easy actually, I made it to the olympics solely off of Fuckboy Energy.
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One who is always fucking around and not giving a shit. OG Fuckboys have the reputation of being little shits that are always up to no good. They rage a lot and get the most pussy. They also lack a vulgarity filter when speaking. "Fuck" is used in almost every other sentence when OG Fuckboys are conversing among themselves. OG OG Fuckboys originated at a small private ski club in Wisconsin, but the OG Fuckboy influence has since expanded to areas throughout the US and Canada.
Dude: "I don't have to even hear or see you guys, I just know you're being fuckboys"
OG Fuckboys: "Haha yeah, fuck off"
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A guy who seduces a girl by saying sweet nothings, essentially "pouring honey into their ears", acting in a very sweet and caring manner. All this, of course, is to get down with her. Then based on whether or not the girl develops feelings for said guy, he will claim none of the sweet-talk was meant seriously and it was supposed to be taken as a joke.
Girl 1: Hey, gurl, how are things with you and Chad?
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.
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Any guy from the Caribbean(Jamaica, Haiti, Guyana, Trinidad, etc.)who be like bay mi love yuh and mi nah leave yuh but gwan an fuck out the whole city
Michael is Caribbean fuckboy .Him gyal deh home while him a fuck out Lisa and Anne
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Charming, ambitious Frat boy who dresses and acts like the stereotype to a T. Transferred from a school where he was a college athlete, most likely playing LaCrosse or Soccer, but didn't like the rules that restricted him boozing it up. Most likely named Chad or Kyle. Has a radar for when a girl stops being interested, and starts firmly implanting himself in her life only then. Knows he's charming and attractive, but is most likely a really bad kisser without knowing. Has some good morals and qualities, but they rarely show up until he turns 30 and realizes what a shit show his life is, and that his trophy wife is cheating on him.
Chad is the definition of a FratDouche-Fuckboi; too bad we're interning together, I never want to see his chubbies and sperry-clad person again.
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