When a musician insists on playing a funky part in spite of the fact that the funk is not being supported by other band members, esp. drummers.
Greg’s funking through this gig no matter what.
To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
Could you help me funk
When one is completely absorbed by and or involved in controversial matters. Usually that of a nefarious or scandalous type.
Damn, homie! Im here in the joint and been getting word that you're sick in the funk!
What you have when you are ready for a bowel movement. Often signaled by smelly farts or pungent flatulence.
Something smells. You feeling ok?
Yeah, I got funk in the dumpster.
when you successfully spike a heavy in smash bros
I funke dunkeed a DK with a Lucas the other day
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.
James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.