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When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.
When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.
Oh no! Yet another Funk up to add to the list.
Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh
An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity
Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉
Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…
Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.
“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
the bipolar teacher who can be nice but also the meanest teacher you've ever met! shes very lovable but get on her bad side and all hell breaks lose.
"hey did you see mrs. funk? she was nice this morning but I think shes on her bacon bits month"