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a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired
I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.
When a family has a scent that’s so strong that it can not be explained by conventional science.
Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007
Funk is a dickriding idiot who pays for cunny and stalks girls, also hes a total wuss
When a male finishes inside of a female and the secretion of the male mixes with the females vaginal fluid
“Yeah I just hit Hannah with the funk soup last night”
Fuck funk is when you are just in a funk and come off grumpy and moody when really all you need is a good fuck
“Why is Steven in such a funk” “Ugh he’s just in a fuck funk”
(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”