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Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
Gabe is a funny and goofy fellow, he like to be silly and he flirts with all the girls in school. He is very good looking and confident in his self. Gabe is a kind person even though he acts like a bad boy. Don’t ever loose a Gabe in your life.
Girl: “ Woah! Who is that?”
Me: “ Gabe, my future husband!”
An emo 15 year old boy who can't decide what he wants in life. He like likes to pose for pictures the same way every time. He has a girlfriend who will shove a spoon down a bitches throat if she messes with him or her😊
EDIT: JUST KIDDING HES A MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHEATED ON HIS DAMN PERFECT GIRLFRIEND WITH LIKE OVER 5 GIRLS SO IF YOU MEET A GABE YOU BETTER CHECK HIM BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH HIM!!!
"Tru dat hoes" -Gabes girlfriend
"Gabe you can fuck yourself" -sierra muthu fukin Liggett 🖕
A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.
Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"
Gabe is life. Gabe is everyone’s will to live. Gabe is the reason the world is still spinning
Thank Gabe!
A kid that just smokes weed with his friends and his best friend is Antonio