A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
Just another example of Goat's Law.
A term used to describe a magical and amazing experience.
PERSON 1-Hey did you get to go to the concert?
PERSON 2-Ya it was a juicy goat!
these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.
I can't believe our friends turned out to be such skuzzified goats, they are such posers!
Canadian Arab; someone born/living in Canada but of middle eastern blood
“I met Matt the other day, turns out he’s a hockey goat”
“Hockey goat is such a specific slur”
When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions
Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
when a milestone has been hit but it is only a part of the ladder to completion
if you wanted to make a cheese cake, you would realise you cant make a cheese cake until you have the cheese, you have to go milk a goat to get the cheese - hence "the goat stage"
building the foundations is the goat stage of making a house