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A fat, unattractive woman who gets by on sucking dick. Not to be confused with a “keg on legs”.
-Yo playboy why you with that fat, ugly bitch?
-Because she can suck a mean dick.
-Oh yeah, you got yourself a real glizzy goblin!
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One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet. This person usually sucks alotta dick and never shares.
Get off my dick you skeet goblin.
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Presenting a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically in a way that rejects social norms or expectations.
Doesn't matter which audience Trump is speaking to, he's always going goblin.
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When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...
Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!
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a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin
i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore
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When someone is sleeping you take a pickle, cover it in whipped cream then shove it up the sleeping victims ass.
Matt Morrison is likely to get a green goblin if he invites me over to his house for pickles and whipped topping pastrys.
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Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.
Johnny excused himself, citing his need to go squeeze the coffee goblin.
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