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wieny goggle

When a chick likes to perform Fellatio but gets it a little to deep and gags.

She likes to Wieny goggle
Shes a Wieny goggler.

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.

Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.

by khemeckal August 1, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blair goggles

Spectacles so highly sophisticated they are totally invisible to all but the wearer. Upon putting these on you fall in love with the first wide-mouthed woman you see, and you will then fall completely under the spell of the current president of the US of A. The rest, as they say, will become history.

Blair "Oh dear, the country is going to pot and look what I married"
Bush "Don't worry Tony, just put ya Blair goggles back on, I wanna ask ya'll a little favour......."

by clairem April 1, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


boob goggles

when a women puts boobs there on a another persons eyes so looking like a pair of goggles

" wearing boob goggles make life look clearer"

by colonel crackers August 22, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer goggles

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

by joce November 10, 2002

7๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sports Goggles

Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.

Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.

by CNCT April 3, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Akapuku Goggles

During sex, when a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes, resembling goggles.

She couldn't see anything because she was wearin a pair of akapuku goggles.

by Spunky Jones June 11, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž