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A pseudo-goth, (also known as a poser or poseur) is widely understood to be the most vile and detestable fascimile culture yet known to mankind. Pseudo-goths take the originality and artistry of goth culture and turn it into something to be feared. These are emos, who claim to be gothic and slit their wrists; preps, who put on the clothing because they are put under the impression that the clothes make them cool; and nerds, who are often thought of more as cyberpunk (which is legitimate). Hey! Can you blame us for trying to be intimidating? I got my ass kicked as a kid for being intelligent. Wanting others to ph33r you is natural. ;-)
1> Dude, that pseudo-goth is threatening to kill himself. Shouldn't we do something?
2> Ah, him again? No. This is the third time this week. I wish he /would/ throw himself out in front of a bus and save us from his whining.
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a welfare enhanced urbanised Goth belonging to the insane clown posse division of gangster,
those ghetto goths are worse than Choolaghs(mexican Gnagstetrs)
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Watching a scary movie, while punching penis.
John-"Hey Adam, what are you doing tonight?"
Adam-"Me? I'm going to go Goth Bating to SawII, its the best."
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a goth who listens to metal music but still have the qualities of a goth and dresses metal and goth together some times they are mistaken for metal heads well they are not metal heads listen to metal music yes but they dont have the qualities of a goth
im goth but i listen to metallica and pantera and i wear blue jeans and a bklck shirt but still like the darker side of things which makes me metal goth
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A person who has a passive fascination with gothic subjects (the night, despair, the night, wearing black, Hot Topic, Tim Burton, the night, etc.), but compared to an active goth, could not be identified as goth immediately on sight. They tend to not take the more dramatic lifestyle commonly associated with other goths, and are considered "moderate" in comparison. Can usually be identified by wearing all black and/or having a dark sense of humor. Not to be confused with emos or beatniks.
"You see that guy over there?"
"Who?"
"The art student in a black sweater and sunglasses."
"Oh, you mean the passive goth."
"Passive goth?"
"Yeah, you know, a goth that you wouldn't think was a goth till you ask them about how their day went. Shit gets creepy really quick."
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A barbie-goth is a person who have two sides, a happy side which is barbie and unhappy side which is gothic. So sometimes feels like barbie and dresses cheerful with often wearing pink color. But when feeling down dressing in total black feeling very gothical. So their closet is filled with barbie and gothic cloths.
You'll never know when she shows up wearing pink or black... Well depends what mood she's in... Such a Barbie-goth!
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The biggest bunch of fools on the entire internet. They are a bunch of 20 year old morons who have nothing better to do than 'educate' people about the Goth subculture on neopets.com, complain about people using the xmas tree emoticon on the neoboards and look down on anyone they feel is not 'intelligent' enough to join their little group. And intelligence these days is apparently based on knowledge of Goth Rock bands, it seems. Hopefully one day they will tire of giving people ridiculous credibility tests, get offline, and actually do something with their lives.
'U CANT USE DAT TREE COZ ITS DA GOTH TREE!!!!111'
'NAME ME 7 GOTH BANDS OR ILL CALL U A POSER!!!!11'
'The ems goths are actually pretty lame, when you think about it.'
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