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A Chicago Black Hawks fan, At one point a few years ago, The Black Hawks only had a quarter of their fans showing up to the games. But at their Stanley Cup parade they had 2 million. So as of 2010, if you became a Black Hawks fan THIS MEANS YOU!
Theres a BandWagon Hawks Fan in section 208 screaming because he thought that Hawks got a penalty, but they just went offside.
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The greatest Skateboarding game ever created by mankind. At the time of writing this, the game is 10 years and 3 months old and is still widely known as the best Skating game ever made. If Neversoft had any sense, they would release it in the Xbox Live Marketplace.
Jimmy's Mom: So, Jimmy, what do you want for Christmas 2014? Xbox one, PS4...?
Jimmy: Nah, I saw a PS2 on eBay for $24.
Jimmy's Mom: Okay... why a PS2? I thought I bought you one of those, like, 12 years ago.
Jimmy: Yeah but it broke last year. I want another one so i can play Tony Hawk's Underground. It's sick.
A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud
Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*
John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"
Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.
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When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
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The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.
Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?
Sally: No! What happened?
Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!
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When one has a mohawk, but severely rarely spikes it.
Brotha be so lazy, he dun spike his mohawk.
"Is that a fauxhawk?"
No, it's a fag hawk!
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Having a knife in your possession
“Yo bro those guys over there are tryna stir some shit up”
“Dont worry playa i got the hawk on me we all good”